Dynamic Rüd - 24 December 2025
It's a little-known fact that Rudolph is the official minute-taker for all meetings of Santa's Senate. Lengthy debates and weighty decisions are at the core of each of these meetings, and in an effort to help the elves stay on top of what's happening, the NPIT team developed the Dynamic Rudolph (or Dynamic Rüd for short). This groundbreaking system provides real-time updates of Santa's agenda and helps the elves follow what's happened, what's currently being discussed on the Workshop Floor, and what's left on the agenda. We've been able to source a screenshot of one of the more recent versions of the Dynamic Rüd and have official North Pole permission to share it here.
Start of day and official Ho Ho Hos
Documents to be presented
Response from Santa to a resolution of the Senate regarding workplace safety while decking the halls
Annual reports from Halloween Town and Easter Town
Reports of the Reindeer-General
Santa's documents
Twice-checked documents outlining who's been naughty or nice and other documents required by Christmas tradition
Private reindeer's bill
12—Rudolph Discrimination Amendment (Joining in Reindeer Games) Bill 2025
Second reading amendment:
- Sheet 25 - Senator Dancer -
AYES, 8
Blitzen Cupid Dasher* Prancer Comet Dancer Donner Vixen NOES, 1
Rudolph* * Tellers
At 2.00 pm
Christmas Carols without notice
Attendance by Santa—Explanation
Reindeer representing Santa (Senator Blitzen) to attend the workshop pursuant to order to provide an explanation regarding an order for the production of documents relating to appeals to the global naughty or nice list
Formal business
Business of the Workshop
1—Senator Vixen—Disallowance of the Toy Manufacturing (workshop safety standards) Rules 2025 [SC2025DEC2525]
Business of the Workshop
3—Senator Dasher—Reference to the Christmas Affairs References Committee (elf on the shelf related trauma in children)
Business of the Workshop
3—Senator Dasher—Reference to the Christmas Affairs References Committee (carolling and voice strain)
General reindeer business
24—Senator Comet—Accessible chimney audit – Order for production of documents
General Reindeer Business
25—Senator Blitzen—Establishment of a select committee on how many hos is too many (Altered on 25 November 2025 – Santa's Order 77)
Tabling and consideration of wish list reports and Santa's responses
From Gremlins to Die Hard: Christmas movies – where to draw the line? North Pole Standing Committee on Christmas Procedure
Fa la la lamentable: the effect of climate change on boughs of holly – Select Committee on the Preservation of Ancient Yuletide Carols
Eight maids a-milking? Workers' rights in the dairy industry – North Pole Standing Committee on Carolling Careers
Christmas-Related Animal Welfare Select Committee―Third interim report: Making spirits bright? Bells on bob-tails is not the way
Santa's response – OK Boomer – appropriate use of native sleigh pullers during the 2024 Australian delivery run – Second interim report of the Christmas-Related Animal Welfare Select Committee
Business continued
Happiness bill
1—Anti-Discrimination No More Snow Bias (Southern Hemisphere Equality) Bill 2025 – second reading debate
Happiness bill
2—Health Legislation Amendment (Recognising the importance of the post-lunch nap) Bill 2025 – subject to introduction
Merriment proposed
